We've gone way beyond glitter cream, now! The latest in Twilight products? Get your own 6' 2" lifesize Edward Cullen shadow vinyl sillouette for your wall or door from Etsy:
Let everyone know that you are a true Twilighter by giving Edward Cullen a home! Or you can keep him to yourself... put him on the back of your bedroom door so he can be intrigued while you sleep! He'll be keeping an eye out for any roving carnivorous vampires searching for a snack, while reminding you to "Be Safe".
It doesn't say that it glitters in the sun, but you can order it in Silver Metallic.
That all seems very tame compared to The Vamp sex toy. (NSFW, duh!) Not only does it sparkle, but
by popular request... Yes the The Vamp retains hot and cold temperature. Toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience.
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