Want to do something special for your woman this Hanukah?" says actor Josh Pais in one. "Schedule her Pap smear. Just a schmear could save her life."
Then, as a shot of an animated menorah comes to life, he adds, "Give the gift that will light up her menorah."
"If your main objective is to offend no one, than you're on a fast track to being irrelevant," Margo, vice president of CBS, says.
Does it come with an assortment of bagels?
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