May he..emphasize...random...words..for MANy years to COME!
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
More Cowbell for Christopher Walken's 66th Birthday
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Vanessa Redgrave is Russell Crowe's Robin Hood
Whatever they're calling Ridley Scott and Russell Crowe's Nottingham, now Robin Hood - Vanessa Redgrave will class up the place by playing Queen Eleanor of Aquitaine. Cate Blanchett is Maid Marian.
Pussycat Dolls do Jai Ho
Friday, March 27, 2009
Nicolas Cage is The Sorcerer -- I kid you not
The Rock in a remake of Escape From Witch Mountain. This, I can deal with. Nicolas Cage as the frickin' Sorcerer in a remake of the famous Sorcerer's Apprentice Mickey Mouse cartoon from Fantasia??!! Are you f***ing kidding me? Just look at this picture. The man has become a parody of himself.
I can't help but agree with Cinematical:
...Nicolas Cage as the sorcerer, who is apparently ripping his look off Hugh Jackman's Gabriel Van Helsing. All that's missing is Kate Beckinsale, a crossbow, and a conditioning treatment to better copy Jackman's flowing locks. Once he gets those, my attraction to Jackman's fedora will be quenched.
The only thing that has me curious about this movie is how Baruchel ends up as his apprentice. Because if I was approached by a "magician" who looked like that, I'd run screaming the other way.
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